Sunday, 25 March 2012

Time-Wasters: Traitor

I enjoyed Traitor very much. It's a shoot 'em up, with all the usual elements of typical games in its genre. You are a pilot, and you have a ship. You fight waves of enemies in ships bigger than your own. You are able to defeat these enemies even though you are outnumbered one-hundred to one. Killing enemies gives you credits to spend on various upgrades. There are final bosses who are bigger and uglier than the usual mooks.

The difference is in the storytelling. After the first few missions, the game becomes non-linear, and releases you into a map which you can use to visit various sectors, in any order you prefer. In each region, you can purchase upgrades or take on missions to earn cash. However, you can't just pop in wherever you like. Some places won't hire or sell to you unless you have a certain degree of reputation, which you can acquire by performing more missions.

The game's universe is rich with details. There are more well-off sectors, which charge more for upgrades and won't admit suspicious characters. There are the poorer regions which don't pay too well, but will ignore the fact that your ship is clearly stolen. There are the dirt-poor sectors which border on desperation. There are geographical differences - some places cannot be accessed without special equipment, and types of enemies encountered in battle vary from place to place, some looking more alien and organic, others more mechanical. Even the people are different - there are miners, farmers, pirates, officials and aliens who live in hives and refer to you ship shields as "skin"; there are people who are excited to help you, people who are cautious, people who are simply tired. Half the fun - the fun that's not blowing things up with overpowered weaponry - is exploring all these details, uncovering the story bit by bit through various conversations and briefings.

The writing is also excellent. While the particular story - your employers turn out to be power-hungry jerks, so you turn against them - isn't at all uncommon among shoot 'em ups, it is handled carefully. You aren't told that there is something wrong with what they are doing - you see it. And when you turn traitor, you end up having to work for a lower pay than you are accustomed, making you feel that your choice had consequences. Little things like that. 

There is an early decision you have to make, between a cruel and a pacifist course of action. I chose to be good and finished the game, then came back to try the evil option. It was hard. With a few well-chosen lines, the game managed to make me feel guilty over harming some innocent pixels - so guilty, that my conscience would not shut up until I had to restarted the game and taken the good option again. Within only a few missions, I was so drawn into the game's universe that the morality of my character mattered to me.

Traitor is not a very big game, nor is it very difficult. The missions are very forgiving - you can quit at any time and restart them, and there is no penalty for being killed. It's a pleasant game, encouraging you to take your time to explore and read through each conversation slowly, and not worry too much about losing. All in all, it's an intelligent, thoughtful distraction to spare a few hours on.

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Recipe: Fish Cutlets

These are a treat from my childhood. For as long as I can remember, my mother would make them at Christmas, and my brother and I would help her. We weren't allowed to roll the paste into balls, because it contained fresh chillies, but it was our job to cover them in beaten egg and then breadcrumbs. And then to sneak one or two while they sat cooling on the kitchen counter. 

I modified the recipe slightly so it uses cornflake crumbs instead of breadcrumbs. Cornflake crumbs are crispy and delicious, and impart a lovely golden colour.


Fish Cutlets
(The recipe was passed down through the family, no idea where it originated)

Ingredients
425g canned mackerel or sardines
4 medium potatoes
1/2 medium red onion, finely chopped
1/2 fresh red chilli, finely chopped
Pepper, salt and lemon juice to taste

1 egg, lightly beaten
Cornflake crumbs


Boil the potatoes, then peel and mash them. Drain the canned fish and remove the bones; flake with a fork. In a large bowl, mix the potatoes, fish, chopped onion, chopped chilli, pepper, salt and lemon juice. Stir with a large fork until smooth and well-mixed. 

In a large non-stick frying pan, heat up a small amount of oil over medium heat. Fry the fish paste, stirring constantly so that it does not start to turn crisp. When the paste is drier, slightly glossy and no longer gives out steam, turn off the heat. Allow the paste to cool.

Roll the paste into 1-inch balls. Roll the balls in beaten egg, and then in cornflake crumbs, ensuring that they are well-coated. Chill the balls in the refrigerator for at least one hour.

Deep-fry the balls in a deep-fryer or non-stick pan for 1-2 minutes, until golden brown. Consume immediately before anyone else shows up. Makes about 30 cutlets.


Additional Notes

I use canned fish so that even if I don't get all the bones out, they can still be safely eaten. Fresh fish can be used instead.

Frying the paste is an important step, as the cutlets will crack during the deep-frying step if there is too much water in them.

If using a pan to deep-fry, fill it up with oil to at least 1/2 cm and heat it up over medium-high heat. To check if the oil is hot enough, I like to scatter a few sesame seeds into the oil, which should immediately float up if the temperature is correct. 

If the cutlets have not been deep-fried yet, they can be stored in the freezer for a month. If they have been fried, they'll just get soggy and disgusting. Why would you do something so horrible?!

Fish cutlets can be eaten on their own, or with rice and curries.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Distance

I received an email from my brother, requesting a favour.

A stiff, formal letter which ended with "regards".

Am I now a stranger to my own family? I need to think on this.

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Aye Arr Ell

That title came out quite piratical.

Anyways, a few hours ago I was in foodcourt at a local mall and I saw a chap wearing a Hero of Heart hoodie walk by. I didn't stop to think too long about it, I just strode after him, caught up and asked, "Hey, are you a Homestuck fan?"

Turns out he was, and he seemed quite delighted to meet a fellow fan too. It's a funny thing, being a fan of an Internet series. If I saw someone wearing a Transformers T-shirt, or carrying a Fullmetal Alchemist comic, I'd think to myself, "Cool, this person likes one of the things I do," and leave it at that. But if it's something Internet-based, there's an added excitement, an immediate and reflexive thought of "Let's be friends!"

Furthermore, it seems that this particular person is Facebook friends with the husband of one of my real-life friends. How's that for six degrees?